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“A moment of yout time, good people...” That is how I would begin each time I tried to sell my wares on any dingy street corner of any dark alley that would allow me to do so and even those that saw me shooed away. Selling fraudulence was my job, and anyone easily duped, my patron!

After years of humdrum sales had caused me to lead a unexceptional existence.


I realized that it was time to revise my business plan. Setting forth to every corner of every realm, I had bought my way from rogue and hooligan to the best known magus and thaumaturge to collect for you the greatest assemblage of the arcane. A miscellany of the magical that any world has ever known.


With that, I give to you MARVINS MARVELOUS MAGICAL ITEMS, arms and armor catalogue.

Please remember to shop responsibly. The items you buy now may one day be used against you!




Marvin's Marvelous Magical Arms and Armor is a grand product harkening back to the 20s era of catalogues and newspaper ads.  All of your favorite items and more are listed herein with illustrations.

Marvin's Marvelous Magic Arms & Armor

$9.99 Regular Price
$8.00Sale Price

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